telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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