Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Ken wins!

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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