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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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