Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Wright flyer

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

mental kid

darude- sandstorm

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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