- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

your face

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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