What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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