Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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