Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Justin Bieber

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

do you wanna hear a joke school

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

ME NAME IS JEFF

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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