- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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