Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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