- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say it ten times fast: oh

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

world society

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Skrillex.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Lil Wayne's rapping career

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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