- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

world society

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

say it ten times fast: oh

Lil Wayne's rapping career

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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