What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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women's rights

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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