- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

How did the black person die? Of old age

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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