Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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What's a joke? Funny

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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