- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

hear hear

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

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