- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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