- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

what goes boo a sock

This sentance contains three errers

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Reverse psychology never fails.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why? Why not?

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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