The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Womens rights

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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