What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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