A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Me Neither.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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