a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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