- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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