What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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