- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

I <3 Hitler

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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