How did the black person die? Of old age

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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