- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

This is funny.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

knock knock There's no door

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

did you stub your toe?

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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