- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

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