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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

guess what what that wasnt it

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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