- Anti Joke

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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