Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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