Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How did the black person die? Of old age

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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