- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

what do you call your mom? mom

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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