- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A bar walks into a man

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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