- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

The american education system.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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