Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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