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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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