Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

A dog was barking at a tree

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

YEAH THEY DO!

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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