- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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