- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

I literally died laughing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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