- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Mitt Romney

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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