how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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8--------------------- penis

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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