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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

YEAH THEY DO!

Latvia isn't a joke

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

A dog was barking at a tree

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's your guys names?

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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