- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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