I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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