knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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knock knock go away!!!

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Women's Rights.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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