A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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