- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Knock knock. Who's there?

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

im telling maguire

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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