what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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