- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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