I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Pianos.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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