What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

women's rights

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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