- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Jellybeans

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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