All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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