Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What is a jew in space? Dead

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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