- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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