What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Hail Heetluh

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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