- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Yo mama's fat.

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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