what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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