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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Wolfjob.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

hard cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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