- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Women's Rights.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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