Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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The american education system.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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