- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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