Yo mama's fat.

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What happen? Idk...

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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