Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What is cowboy say

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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