She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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