- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

why am I writing this...im bored

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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