- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock whos their a person

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

sfdg

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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