Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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