- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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