Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Im gay What about you

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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