- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was barking at a tree

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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