Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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