A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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A bar walks into a man

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Hellen keller

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Anti Joke

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