- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Guess who is violent. Osama

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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