How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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so how about that irline food

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Worms don't like apples.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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hi joshua

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Anti Joke

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