- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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