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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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