a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Set up Punch line.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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