- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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