- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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