- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Vote this down and get DOXED

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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