- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Your dads dead. lol

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Penis

non poop

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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