What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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;iub

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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pee

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Me Neither.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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