"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Cliterus

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Dyslexia ruels!

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Obama being reelected.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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