- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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