whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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no

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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