- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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