- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Rebecca Black sings a song.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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