Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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