Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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