Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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