why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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