- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Women's rights...

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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