- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

what has genitial warts? me

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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