- Anti Joke

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

whats hairy and crys your mom

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.