- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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