How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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good looking women

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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