- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

1+2 = 6

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Your mom is so nice.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Anthony sucks

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do you call a banana? A banana.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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