why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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